Instant Messaging: the down side of online dating

Hurrazzio [aged 48, from Tallahasse, FL]: Ur ass is hawt.*

*There are no photos of my ass or the vicinity of my ass in my profile.

Me : Really? That's the opening line you're going with? Ur ass is hawt?

H: Ya babe.

Me: Excellent. You're hitting it out of the park so far.

H: lol u like being spanked?

Me: We're already at the spanking portion of the chat? You're quick.

H: Thx. So do u?

Me: [logout]