The Cat-Eating-My-Face Situation

Me: Ugh. Anyway. THAT guy turned out to be completely deranged.

Younger Brother: I don't get it. Why would you even give him your phone number in the first place?

Me: Because if I don't start taking the occasional risk, I'm going to die alone in my apartment. And then Satchmo will eat my face.

YB: Oh COME ON. That's not going to... actually yeah. That could happen. Your cat is pretty insane.

Me: YOU SEE??